Texas is shipping in 268 pieces of fine china, they refuse to eat off of the Hilton's plates. Let's show them what its REALLY like to be COWBOY TOUGH!
Texas is shipping in 268 pieces of fine china, they refuse to eat off of the Hilton's plates.
TexasFight said:You make this sound like its all about our team. The plates and stuff are for ALUMNI.
CowboyCO said:I don't see what the big deal is - we always request a lot more beer on hand for CJC events than they plan for other teams. Just ask Little America in SLC!
5 Simple Reasons Wyoming Will Win on Saturday Reply
I see a shootout shaping up, with Wyoming sneaking out a 45-43 type victory. Here's why:
1. This whole size differential is very much overblown. Anyone who went to the Tennessee game last year and sat fairly close to the field could see the extreme difference in size between our opposing lines. It didn't seem to bother the Pokes much then, and I don't think it will matter much on Saturday. Granted, Tennessee was much worse than Texas, but this Wyoming team is much better than the one that went to Knoxville last year.
2. The offense we saw against Weber State is not the offense we'll see against Texas. I imagine we'll see several different formations and more direct snap stuff, especially to Alexander.
3. Many of our skill players are in the first year in the program and haven't learned how to lose yet. Benjamin, ACS, Alexander, Gray, and others carrying a lot of the water for us didn't have to go through the shit show that was Wyoming football over the past four years. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
4. Altitude. They can pretend it won't be an issue all they want, but those fat pigs on the Texas o-line are going to be hollering and screaming for oxygen by the third quarter. We've all seen it happen. Fatigue makes cowards of us all. With as fast as our offense operates, and with English probably taking a page from the Breske playbook and blitzing every down, we are going to see some wheezing on the west sideline. They're bringing special blend Gatorade and oxygen blowers for a reason.
5. I am staying in the same hotel as the Texas team on Friday night. This is a significant problem for them. I have already figured out which room McCoy has. I'm not going to be an ass and post it online, but you can take comfort in the knowledge that I am sneakier when it comes to this stuff than the next guy.
So what I did is I went down to Greeley last week and took some high-fidelity digital audio recordings of cattle being slaughtered. The bleating and the bellowing from the animals is almost too much to handle, especially when played back through two Cerwin-Vega's with 15" subwoofers.
That's what the Texas skill players will be hearing ALL NIGHT LONG. Cows dying. Slaughter. Death. Screaming!
I am also working on a sabotage mission on the hotel's heating and ventilation system. Everyone should be nice and dehydrated by the time they take the field in 7200 feet of thin air.
If you can find someone who will take a moneyline bet, get down on Wyoming. It is going to be a long day (and night) for the Longhorns.
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