HOLD ON A SECOND HERE!!!!! Lets put this into another realm that nobody is bringing up.
Others hypothetical's are nice and all, but lets shift gears with a line of thinking that is apparently in short supply on this board. Lemme tell you something, it disturbs me to see what I'm perceiving as a sheepish defense and a less than conviction driven advocacy of our state, and of our football team and program.
Too many here seem to be Wyoming fans, they want to see the program succeed (or so they claim), yet they almost apologize for being Wyoming fans.
No apology here...so let us proceed?
Let's try this hypothetical:
I'm an elite high school football player from Gillette. I was born and raised my entire 18 years up to that point in Wyoming. I can trace my family history in Wyoming back to 6-7 generations. I was raised a Poke, went to games, lived and died with the brown and gold. I have pride in my state, a place where this great land takes in millions of dollars a year from people visiting from all over the world - yet I have lived here - and only here - and have had to pay nothing to do so. I'm blessed, you could say. On the field? I'm good, I'm really good, so much so that there is already talk of me playing in the NFL some day - I have that kind of talent. Additionally with this state being overwhelmingly conservative (thank the good Lord for that) in ideology and political orthodoxy, it matches my world view and my families world view. I've been to 25 Cowboys games over the last 7-8 years and I've dreamed of running out onto that field wearing the bucking steamboat logo on my head. My room is filled with Wyoming memorabilia, and my father and his father have been active in The Cowboy Joe club for as long as I can remember. I am the picture of a Wyomingite through and through...brown and gold run through my veins. I could play at Carnegie-Melon University (or North Dakota) and it would still be crystal clear the kind of talent I have -- and I'd still attract the attention of NFL scouts far and wide. I love my state, I have always loved Wyoming football...and now you want me to consider heading to the bastion of liberal/socialist, Obama-loving, tree-hugging, Rachel Maddow adoring...Stanford? Really? I'll decline. Instead give me that Wyoming uniform, let me have the opportunity to be a part of something significant right in my own back yard. Allow me the chance to help lead a resurgence and a revival of a program that could be headed for a renaissance and a resurrection, that if successful, will be remembered and talked about for years and years to come. At Stanford I'm simply another spoke in the wheel in need of a daily barf-bag to throw up into once I take a good look around me in the land of liberal-utopia. Same thing for mostly every other school out there. But at Wyoming? I have a chance to be a part of one of the biggest college football turnarounds ever - and I get to do it for the University and the school I've pledged my allegiance to since I was 2 years old. That's a statement. That's significant. That's something more than worthwhile. Lastly, I'll kick the ass of anyone who suggests that Wyoming is not one of the best Universities in America for all things related to an advanced education following high school. Screw Ohio State, screw UCLA, screw Florida, hey Tevis Bartlett? Screw Washington and those wine and cheese bastards who arrive on the shores of the stadium in their high falootin' boats. Screw Texas, screw Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, and all those disingenuous SEC schools where they think their shit doesn't stink. I'm a Wyoming boy, proud of it. And today I choose to announce that as one of the top rated high school football players in this going to hell in a hand-basket country...that I'm headed to Laramie, Wyoming, to play my collegiate football. Not only that...but I'd have it no other way. Thank you all...see you on the field this fall. One more thing: Go Pokes. Stanford? Really?