Seems that BYU, left with no formal bowl tie in after its departure from the MWC, has announced that they are not only going independent for football, but are seeking the certification of their own bowl game to be played in Provo in late December. Given the extreme cold on the Wasatch Front in December, Tom Holmoe, BYU AD, has proposed that a dome be added to Lavell Edwards Stadium to accommodate fans. The addition will likely be paid for by Trojan Brand Prophylactics and will be referred to as the ConDome - as it will be filled to the brim with d!cK#eads. The bowl will be sponsored by BYUtv and known as the BYUtv Blue Ball Bowl (Quadruple B within the Provo beltway), pitting BYU against the fourth selection from the Western Athletic Conference, assuming four teams still play in that league.
WAC Commissioner Karl Benson announced the move with AD Holmoe and issued a joint statement:
"We are excited about the opportunity in front of us. Countless Chinese and South American BYUtv viewers will get to watch the "cream" of the crop of college football play in a truly amazing venue. With the games we will already have played throughout the season - given BYU's prolific scheduling of WAC teams - this will truly be a "rubber" match in most years. We look forward to not only a great game, but working with great sponsors like Trojan, Meadow Gold milk and Fruit of the Loom underwear. Viewers will be excited to know that the game will be followed by Little House on the Prairie and Macrame' with Brother Jedediah reruns. Todd Christiansen will call with game, with color commentary being supplied by Gary "the Genius" Crowton, who joins BYUtv after getting relieved of his offensive coordinator duties at LSU."
WAC Commissioner Karl Benson announced the move with AD Holmoe and issued a joint statement:
"We are excited about the opportunity in front of us. Countless Chinese and South American BYUtv viewers will get to watch the "cream" of the crop of college football play in a truly amazing venue. With the games we will already have played throughout the season - given BYU's prolific scheduling of WAC teams - this will truly be a "rubber" match in most years. We look forward to not only a great game, but working with great sponsors like Trojan, Meadow Gold milk and Fruit of the Loom underwear. Viewers will be excited to know that the game will be followed by Little House on the Prairie and Macrame' with Brother Jedediah reruns. Todd Christiansen will call with game, with color commentary being supplied by Gary "the Genius" Crowton, who joins BYUtv after getting relieved of his offensive coordinator duties at LSU."
