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Wyoming Questions............

ALPHAGRIZ1

ALPHAGRIZ1

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I am probably going to travel to the game this weekend if everything works out and if anyone call tell me where Wyoming is, more directly what alley I have to turn down to find your stadium. Any help will be greatly appreciated.

I have composed some questions that I demand are answered before I travel to your country:

1. Are there any violent escalators in and around malls or airports? (You guys have malls....right?)
2. Would it be possible to get Craig Bohl to do shots of Yukon Jack Wicked Hot with us before the game, it would be a great gesture and face it you guys owe us some good will.
3. Will there be any real cowboys at the game or just dudes from Texas in cowboy costumes?
4. While drinking downtown on Friday night is there a special drink or shot that I can order that is completely unique to Wyoming?
5. Has this whole "Let her Buck" thing died down since Joe Glenn left?
6. Can somebody let Fennis Dembo know I will be around, I love beating him at Pig.
7. Where is the best tailgate in your country? (Besides ours)
8. Are oil and natural gas allowed in the stadium or just on site?
9. Does this site have any moderators over 5'8"?
10. Can somebody show me where that Matthew Shepherd fence is? (I want to get a picture)


There is no way Montana can beat you guys, we are not NDSU and our OL is down 3 players, our starting WR is gone for most of the year and our coach does really dumb things. So my last question is this, after you win on Saturday is your fan base going to be dicks and taunt the DII school on our way out or would it be cool to stick around and drink with all the Texans in cowboy costumes?

Thank you in advance. :thumb:
 
I like this guy

And fuck I hope the let er buck thing is dead. And set on fire. I despise that shit
 
Aaron said:
I like this guy

And fuck I hope the let er buck thing is dead. And set on fire. I despise that shit
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Hey Aaron is that you in the tractor? That is some huge wheat you have growing there!

Good job man! :thumb:
 
This guy?
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Does he have ties to your program, Is he an ex coach or do you guys just hate him because hes a douche that looks like Howdy Doody?
 
Should I drive my truck to the game on Saturday or my Camry? If I show up in the Camry will you guys rope me and call me bad names like "rube" "city slicker" or "obama"?
 
Hayduke said:
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Will it be real piss or imported generic stuff made in China?
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Maybe we can teach you the meaning of Cowboy Beer? :lol:
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Finally some friendly Cowboy fans!

I am in but remember, Titleless is my beer and food tester if he likes it then I will think about it.


BTW...does anyone know this guy?
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ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
This guy?
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Does he have ties to your program, Is he an ex coach or do you guys just hate him because hes a douche that looks like Howdy Doody?
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Yep, that guy. Not an ex-coach, just a classless douche. Like last year putting in a player that had been knocked out earlier in the game (a concussion by every meaning). And the year before, well, I'm surprised you haven't heard of Dave Christensen's rant (where Calhoun's nickname came from).
 
OK, I just googled that and it was fricking AWESOME!

I would never get rid of a coach like that EVER, I love real people that are not cliche machines. That was epic!

:lol:
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I have composed some questions that I demand are answered before I travel to your country:

1. Are there any violent escalators in and around malls or airports? (You guys have malls....right?)
2. Would it be possible to get Craig Bohl to do shots of Yukon Jack Wicked Hot with us before the game, it would be a great gesture and face it you guys owe us some good will.
3. Will there be any real cowboys at the game or just dudes from Texas in cowboy costumes?
4. While drinking downtown on Friday night is there a special drink or shot that I can order that is completely unique to Wyoming?
5. Has this whole "Let her Buck" thing died down since Joe Glenn left?
6. Can somebody let Fennis Dembo know I will be around, I love beating him at Pig.
7. Where is the best tailgate in your country? (Besides ours)
8. Are oil and natural gas allowed in the stadium or just on site?
9. Does this site have any moderators over 5'8"?
10. Can somebody show me where that Matthew Shepherd fence is? (I want to get a picture)
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First and foremost, try to work on the pronunciation. Cowboys is pronounced cuh-boys. Preferably quickly and with a lilt. Practice in front of your mirror.

1. No malls, but plenty of Taco John's.
2. Probably. Email or call and ask; 307-766-2262 or [email protected]
3. Remember your pronunciation. Ask around. You'll find most the most realest cowboy (pronunciation) wandering between the luxury suites and the field looking like this:
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But a lot more bald and with more HURR and maybe a little less DURR. He goes by Tom or TB.
4.Yes! Dress up in your teams purple costuming and tell your bartender that you're Mo Black's brother, Fat Andy and very loudly and proudly order Laramie's two fermented specialties which every true cowboy (pronunciation) imbibes. That is a Seabreeze and/or a Bubblegum. Don't order a beer and a shot, you'll appear... off.
5. If by "her" you mean Billy Cockhill and by "buck" you mean single-handedly vivisect and dry anal rape an entire FBS "offense", then yes, it's died down. But related to offense, funny story: I accidentally insulted the current Utah OC's super cool Oakley shades in San Jose last year; he attempted to sumo wrestle me and bellowed Ric Flair WOOOOO's into the night as I ran away, frightened. Anyway, Powder River, let her buck. No! No, man. Shit, no man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
6. He's in San Antonio being a god walking amongst men.
7. In the whole country? Just ask around about a really fun pool table that Dana Dimel told you about. Most people will point you in the right direction.
8. The field is actually an active, working oil field!
9. Yes?
10. Yeesh.
 
It kinda sucks when you post something you think is kinda funny and then someone comes along with equally good stuff!

I am still laughing about the Cockhill comments and I am sure I have NEVER read the word "vivisect" or the phrase "dry anal rape" on a football forum!

All yall gotta admit that was well fu*king played!

:lol: :thumb:
 
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