The Pride of CSU

[wyocowboy2014]

I'll leave this little gem here. If only this was Justin Stank.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/fort-collins/ambulance-theft-suspect-stefan-sortland-says-he-took-drugs-at-halloween-concert" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

 

[Asmodeanreborn]

I guess the main positive to come out of this is that he didn't kill anybody, because he certainly could have.

 

[WestWYOPoke]

He's lucky that taking the ambulance didn't result in the patient that was being treated to be further injured or die. Nothing like tacking on an involuntary manslaughter to that list of infractions.

 

[whyoh]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bad-molly-takes-colorado-state-student-on-insane-mastu-1655993298" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

 

[hithere]

That kid is fucking awesome.