Mediocrity is just not acceptable for these Pokes! It all starts with our mediocre conference, you ain't gonna win the NC by simply bouncing around the MWC. You have to have exposure, and money. No bucks, no Buck Rodgers, right!!
First of all, get into a BCS conference. PAC 10, Big 12, Big 10 or so, I don't care. Money talks and BS walks, right!! And Wyoming has a nearly unlimited supply of money, just look at them coal trains! Yes sir-ee, git-er-done.
Them fellas wearin' them brown jackets with their gold ties, they are the ones to blame!! They have got the deepest pockets, and the shortest arms of anybody else in the world. Dig out the cash, put the entire campus at ewe-dub under a dome and get some palm trees planted. That is just for starters, now get out there and do some real (

) recruiting.
Quit trying to suck up to the local press, fans by recruiting these local boys, they just can't cut the mustard. You think Wyoming folks are going to flock to Laramie just to see their own kids play on the hallowed grounds of War Memorial? Heck no! We want to see real athletes, let those short, pale, slow, and inadequate athletes go out of state and fill the rosters of programs much lesser than the mighty 'Pokes!!
Heck, just take a look at Montana! What a friggin joke, they can only get 25,000 people to come to their games, and their roster is stocked with Montana athletes! Not to mention they have not won themselves a NC since Joe............oops!
Never Mind!
