The Provo Sheriff's Department reports finding a man's body in a river outside of Provo. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol and narcotic consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, stiletto ankle-strap 5-inch heels, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a byu football jersey. He also had a cucumber in his rectum. The sheriff removed the byu football jersey to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. :thumb: