Post your favorite analogy for UW!

[Lost Poke]

What's your analogy for our beloved university? Post it here!

Wyoming's like a clown truck. It used to be a clown car, but as of yesterday wasn't enough room in the car for all the clowns any more. The truck pulls up and clowns pour out for the next two and half hours.

(And guess what, the truck's already full.)

 

[Brew_Poke]

It's like the blind leading the retarded.

 

[McPeachy]

New Slogan -

"University of Wyoming - We Are Like The Smartest Kid With Down Syndrome"

 

[stymeman]

UW---where change is to remain in your pocket!!!!

 

[HR_Poke]

It's like the blind leading the retarded.

I blurted out a laugh on a conference call when I read this...

 

[wyokoke]

Tallest midget. Quickest cripple.

 

[TSpoke]

I saw this as the avatar of a poke fan on the mwcboard (nirv117?).thought it was great. Should be our new logo.

 

[seattlecowboy]

Wyoming is like the terrible apprentice guest.

 

[SDPokeFan]

The University of Wyoming. Bending over and grabbing our ankles since 1998.

 

[zappinpoke]

I don't care how good of shit sandwich you can make, it still tastes like shit

 

[CowboyNV]

What's your analogy for our beloved university? Post it here!

Wyoming's like a clown truck. It used to be a clown car, but as of yesterday wasn't enough room in the car for all the clowns any more. The truck pulls up and clowns pour out for the next two and half hours.

(And guess what, the truck's already full.)

 

[CowboyNV]

It's like the blind leading the retarded.

 

[djm19]

UW Leadership: The only people who could actually mess up a wet dream

 

[johnywyo]

UW, just south of Loserville.

 

[OrediggerPoke]

I can't get NOFX's song "medio-core" out of my head. I listened to them quite a bit when I was growing up.

Medio-core, it's not forsaken
The music they're makin'
Will leave you with a feeling of indifference
How was the band?
They were okay (Okay, All Right)
Not great
But pretty good
They played the songs I knew they would

Some old, some new, the same formula, stay true
We can concur, it's mediocre

Sing, sing a song, make it simple
So all the kids can sing along, sing along

The list keeps growin'
The melody's been stolen
Remind me of songs sung in the seventies
You might fool the kids, but you don't fool me
Have you ever heard of something called aboriginality?

Is it absurd to compose music no ones ever heard?
Predictability like a bosom will confront them
My one true foe, el CD, medio-core

I'm one to speak
This song sounds like 50 you've heard before, medio-core