jcintherock
Well-known member
....known as Ron McBride.
Let me tell you a story....
The year was 1995 and it was the first known incident of this pricks horrendous cheating. He's always leaned on the arrogant side since his returning to that effin school from Arizona, but he decided that his sophistication for cheating was cutting-edge.
He had just whipped the hated Cougs for a recruit from a nameless southwest state. The kid had numerous offers but since he was accustomed to the jesus jammies, he was destined to play in the land of Elohim. Since the curse of colored folks hadn't fully been lifted yet it left the Utes with no choice but to recruit their linebackers (oooops, didn't mean to give his position away) with European DNA. The plan was for Mr. Impostor (as he will be know as) to redshirt and then to head to a country south of the border (whoops again) to spread the word of eternal orgies. Mr. Impostor was crushin dudes on the scout team and was turning heads......the wheels were turning.
As luck would have it, several games into the season the starter and the back-up at Mr. Impostor's position get dinged up. A late night call is placed to Mr. Impostor and an impromptu meeting is made with McBride, the position coach and Mr. Impostor. Here's the deal...."Mr. Impostor we need you to get up to speed with film work starting right now because you are going to start this Saturday at linebacker for us." Mr. Impostor is a bit torn because burning his red-shirt for so few games is tough to swallow. Mr. Position coach tells him that he's not burning it because he will dress as if he were the injured starter. Yep....where that dude's uni and play as if he is him. It's an away game and most of the other players don't know about the deal. Impossible you say????.....Mr. Impostor and Mr. X ( the starter) have eerily similar builds. Mr. Impostor is meticulous in his dress and game prep. Wears the wrist bands on the forearms exactly the same way, wear the same brand of shoes, tapes his wrists and positions himself in the general order of running out onto the field. He pulls it off.
He plays fairly well for his (x) snaps ( can't give that one away ) and is not asked to play again that season. The Utes finish fairly well and finish 7-4. Mr. Impostor heads on his mission and has a very eventful time in the land of cerveza (ooops). He never plays another significant down of college football. The number of other Mr. Impostors during McBridge's tenure is 5-7?
Between this INSANE practice and the way he poisoned the recruiting of one-time Poke commit Soli Lefiti, I can't stand that effer.
Will someone please drive to Logan yell this info to him during pregame and watch his reaction. Seriously please ....someone. What would that NCAA penalty be?????
Seriously
Peace
Let me tell you a story....
The year was 1995 and it was the first known incident of this pricks horrendous cheating. He's always leaned on the arrogant side since his returning to that effin school from Arizona, but he decided that his sophistication for cheating was cutting-edge.
He had just whipped the hated Cougs for a recruit from a nameless southwest state. The kid had numerous offers but since he was accustomed to the jesus jammies, he was destined to play in the land of Elohim. Since the curse of colored folks hadn't fully been lifted yet it left the Utes with no choice but to recruit their linebackers (oooops, didn't mean to give his position away) with European DNA. The plan was for Mr. Impostor (as he will be know as) to redshirt and then to head to a country south of the border (whoops again) to spread the word of eternal orgies. Mr. Impostor was crushin dudes on the scout team and was turning heads......the wheels were turning.
As luck would have it, several games into the season the starter and the back-up at Mr. Impostor's position get dinged up. A late night call is placed to Mr. Impostor and an impromptu meeting is made with McBride, the position coach and Mr. Impostor. Here's the deal...."Mr. Impostor we need you to get up to speed with film work starting right now because you are going to start this Saturday at linebacker for us." Mr. Impostor is a bit torn because burning his red-shirt for so few games is tough to swallow. Mr. Position coach tells him that he's not burning it because he will dress as if he were the injured starter. Yep....where that dude's uni and play as if he is him. It's an away game and most of the other players don't know about the deal. Impossible you say????.....Mr. Impostor and Mr. X ( the starter) have eerily similar builds. Mr. Impostor is meticulous in his dress and game prep. Wears the wrist bands on the forearms exactly the same way, wear the same brand of shoes, tapes his wrists and positions himself in the general order of running out onto the field. He pulls it off.
He plays fairly well for his (x) snaps ( can't give that one away ) and is not asked to play again that season. The Utes finish fairly well and finish 7-4. Mr. Impostor heads on his mission and has a very eventful time in the land of cerveza (ooops). He never plays another significant down of college football. The number of other Mr. Impostors during McBridge's tenure is 5-7?
Between this INSANE practice and the way he poisoned the recruiting of one-time Poke commit Soli Lefiti, I can't stand that effer.
Will someone please drive to Logan yell this info to him during pregame and watch his reaction. Seriously please ....someone. What would that NCAA penalty be?????
Seriously
Peace
