----- COLD IS A RELATIVE THING....
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wyoming plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wyoming sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wyoming close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in South Wyoming get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wyoming get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wyoming start saying... "Cold enough for ya? "
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wyoming public schools Still hold classes.
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wyoming plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wyoming sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wyoming close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in South Wyoming get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wyoming get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wyoming start saying... "Cold enough for ya? "
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wyoming public schools Still hold classes.
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