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JOHN FLETCHER FACTS

16. Devil's Tower was named after John Fletcher's member. It was going to be a life size replica but they ran out of rock.


I don't belive this one John doesn't fold it in half for anybody!!!!
 
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John Fletcher does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. John Fletcher goes killing.
 
John Flecher and a BYU football player and a CSU football player was standing around a camp fire bragging about how tuff they are. The BYU player said last weekend my wife's 11 sisters stayed with us in our two bed room apartment and they were all on the rag so he said " Now thats tuff!!" Then the CSU player said thats nothing he said last weekend I sheared 50 of my favorite girl friends and he said "Now thats tuff!!"
John didn't say any thing he just keep stirring the fire with his Dick!! NOW THAT'S TUFF!!!
 
Still kicking the idea around in my head. And I probably should check with the UW SID and see if there's any issues with it.....
 
"C" is for cookie because John Fletcher said so.
John Fletcher is Jesus' homeboy
John Fletcher decides what uniforms the Cowboys wear on gameday.
John Fletcher doesn't look both ways when crossing the street. Drivers look out for John Fletcher.
 
MrTitleist said:
John Fletcher can disarm you with his looks ..... or his hands.
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I know a couple of ladies that could do the same thing. And both worked for the local Hooters Restaurant here in OKC years ago.
 
dapokes said:
i've met the dude..he truly is a BEAST.. i can't believe he was only a soph this last year!

7.John Fletcher doesn't fear the reaper (blue oyster cult style lol)..the reaper fears John Fletcher
8.They once made John Fletcher toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s##t from anybody
9.John Fletcher doesn't tea-bag women, he potatoe-sacks them
10.John Fletcher is the reason why Waldo is hiding
11.John Fletcher doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
12.John Fletcher can slam a revolving door
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Number 9 is my favorite so far, honestly the guy sounds like a beast!
 
John Fletcher doesn't normally drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Tecate.

(Not Tecate Light - just Tecate)
 
At the MWC Media Days John Fletcher heard all the Offensive Linemen calling him "STEPDAD". Curious, he asked why they gave him that nickname. John was told "BECAUSE YOU BEAT US, AND WE HATE YOU". Fletcher glared, and they said' "UM, WE MEAN..........BECAUSE YOU BEAT US AND WE'RE SCARED OF YOU". To that he replied, "OKAY....YOU LIVE."
 
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