JOHN FLETCHER FACTS

[MrTitleist]

John Fletcher wrote an autobiography.. it was just a list of everyone he's sacked.

 

[MrTitleist]

The Greek pronunciation of John Fletcher is Zeus.

 

[MrTitleist]

Anyone else see John Fletcher bury the QB on the last play of the game today? BLAM-O!!!

 

[Fullback41]

yeah he got him there, but I would bet $500 that UW would have had more than 1 sack. I don't even remember it. I think the quick short drops by Ohio were planned to avoid pressure, but it didn't hurt that the WRs were given huge cushions, but all is well that ends well. Time to focus on AFA.

 

[Fullback41]

hey, we had a john fletcher sighting last saturday, hopefully he will show up tonight as well.

GO POKES BEAT NM

 

[one-smooth-poke]

hey, we had a john fletcher sighting last saturday, hopefully he will show up tonight as well.

GO POKES BEAT NM

John Fletcher is such a bad ass that no one "sights him." Instead, John Fletcher sacks their *ss and then tells them he is there.

 

[Fullback41]

well put... that's the spirit.

 

[one-smooth-poke]

So he's like Chuck Norris.

Norris have similar jokes made about him so......

John Fletcher may be Chuck Norris in disguise.

 

[one-smooth-poke]

When Bruce Banner gets angry he becomes the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry he becomes John Fletcher. You wouldn't like it when he's angry.

Sharks don't live in the ocean because they can breathe water, it's because John Fletcher can't.

It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it was John Fletcher's milk, then your screwed.

John Fletcher makes onions cry.

John Fletcher CAN breathe water. He just chooses not to.

 

[happycamper]

John Fletcher lights ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

At night.

 

[one-smooth-poke]

John Fletcher does know Jack Shit. In fact, John Fletcher keeps Jack Shit informed of the facts.

 

[MrTitleist]

Fact:

Motley Crue recently had to get permission from John Fletcher to write their new single, Mother Fucker of the Year, which immediately became a hit on the radio. The song details the life of John Fletcher.

 

[MrTitleist]

Big Foot takes pictures of John Fletcher.

 

[one-smooth-poke]

If the QB can see John Fletcher, then John Fletcher can see the QB. If he can't see John Fletcher, he may be only seconds away from sudden death.

 

[one-smooth-poke]

John Fletcher is going to become part Rebel. It has nothing to do with John becoming a bad ass. He simply is going to eat the Rebel QB.

 

[Cornpoke]

John Fletcher's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries!

 

[MrTitleist]

So I got this crazy idea the other night to make up some WyoNation John Fletcher facts shirts and bring 'em down for a game next year. Like, we'd have the top 10 "facts" on the back, logo on the front. I think it'd be a hit.

 

[wyopokesfan23]

Great idea

 

[pcwyo]

In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer.

John Fletcher CAN drink beer in heaven.

 

[Fullback41]

I think it would be a hit. I would love to get one. Let me know where I can. Would you need his permission to use his name?