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JOHN FLETCHER FACTS
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uhwarrior23
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Wyokie said:
I'm suprised you don't find this hilarious.
uhwarrior23
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Wyokie said:
Okay, that explains it. lol..
uhwarrior23
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Wyokie said:
Dang, you really do hate Oklahoma.
Paradise is awesome!!!!!
uhwarrior23 said:
BA-ZING!!!
John Fletcher can see into the future.. you're screwed.
uhwarrior23
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MrTitleist said:uhwarrior23 said:
BA-ZING!!!
John Fletcher can see into the future.. you're screwed.
He'll be the reason wyokie leaves Oklahoma as well. Heck, I better stay put.
uhwarrior23
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Wyokie said:
Oh, believe me. I know...
Jesus owns a bracelet that reads, "WWJFD"
John Fletcher eats tiger hearts every morning for strength, power, and wisdom. He eats mens hearts for sport.
The day that John Fletcher sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life.
Fullback41
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If you can see John Fletcher, he can see you. If you can't see John Fletcher, your about to get sacked.
Fullback41
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John Fletcher doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
pokefaninFL
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When John Fletcher was having sex with your mom in the back of an 18-wheeler, some of his love nectar got into the gas tank. We now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime.
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton! :evil:
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton! :evil:
PokefaninFL might have had the best one so far.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
Fullback41
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It takes 44 muscles for John Fletcher to smile, but only 2 to destroy a Quarterback.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
If you get sacked by John Fletcher in your sleep.... you DIE!
