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Is there anything gayer than.....

laxwyo

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expansion talk or "realignment"? Is there any point in dreaming up superconferences and wild shifts in the BCS. The BCS is making money and I doubt they want "drastic" changes in whats going on.

If something does happen, I'll be more than happy to start talking about Wyoming's role in this new mega universe. It really also doesn't matter until wyoming becomes one of the elite teams in the MWC.

You know what I dream about? I dream about ACS running for 200 yds while throwing for 350 yds and six td's. I picture him riding Cam the Ram and flipping off the CSU student sections while wearing a wool sweater with mutton soup stained on the front. I then see Adam Waddell doing a forward somersault dunk from the three pointer line while some voice yells slam a lama ding dong (NBA Jam). Then he grabs all of the BYU player's wives and does them in front of their stupid looking husbands while they cry.

Sorry for the weirdness. I tried to come up with the most outlandish idea possible for my dreams.
 
laxwyo said:
Then he grabs all of the BYU player's wives and does them in front of their stupid looking husbands .

I don't think so ... Adam doesn't owe any of those women a favor.
 
I bet every year people are thinking and talking about expansion in small circles. The media picked up on a rumor or a brainstorming session or two and won't let it go. People aren't getting their athletic fixes and the sports journalists don't have anything to report on besides rumors. Reminds me of oil speculation a few years ago and this old joke:
"Let me tell you the story of the oil prospector who met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

When told his occupation, St. Peter said, "Oh, I'm really sorry. You seem to meet all the tests to get into heaven. But we've got a terrible problem. See that pen over there? That's where we keep the oil prospectors waiting to get into heaven. And it's filled—we haven't got room for even one more."

The oil prospector thought for a minute and said, "Would you mind if I just said four words to those folks?" "I can't see any harm in that," said St. Pete. So the old-timer cupped his hands and yelled out, "Oil discovered in hell!" Immediately, the oil prospectors wrenched the lock off the door of the pen and out they flew, flapping their wings as hard as they could for the lower regions.

"You know, that's a pretty good trick," St. Pete said. "Move in. The place is yours. You've got plenty of room." The old fellow scratched his head and said, "No. If you don't mind, I think I'll go along with the rest of 'em. There may be some truth to that rumor after all."
 
laxwyo said:
You know what I dream about? I dream about ACS running for 200 yds while throwing for 350 yds and six td's. I picture him riding Cam the Ram and flipping off the CSU student sections while wearing a wool sweater with mutton soup stained on the front. I then see Adam Waddell doing a forward somersault dunk from the three pointer line while some voice yells slam a lama ding dong (NBA Jam). Then he grabs all of the BYU player's wives and does them in front of their stupid looking husbands while they cry.

If this weren't so long I do believe its one of the best quotes that could ever go into a signature :thumb:
 
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