COS Cowboy
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Someone posted he was sick of this gig. If he quits, he gets nothing (he may even owe the university), if he gets fired he gets paid. What do you think?
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Is DC trying to get fired?
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No, no, no! Dave has this planned out perfectly, don't you see? Get wiped out by Boise, then barely beat Hawaii in overtime. You have now set up for Utah State. They think it will be a romp, so won't even practice that week. Then you go in and whip their ass and go to a bowl! Brilliant strategy, what?
J-Rod
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When this team played in Boise in 2011, they played with moxie. They never gave up and played hard. Their brand of football was cause for optimism. Same situation in 2013, and all I saw was a disinterested football team. The Cowboys offense made the worst Boise defense in 15+ years look like Alabama. They guys are done.....CDC has lost them. Time to move on. Its the best interest of both parties. UW needs new hope with a new coach, CDC needs a change of scenery going back to OC instead of HC.
johnywyo
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Burman needs to go, end of story. This is his shit sandwich, let him eat it.
Apathy will weigh heavy on fans hearts, but we've got to let Dave run his course.
We cannot by any means let Burman have anything to do with the football program if changes occur.
DC is going to the bank on the worst Wyoming Football team in our history. Atrocious, is what we've got and that is generous in describing what we've witnessed for the last 4 weeks. Think it can get worse, no doubt- this thing is a 747 screaming at full speed into the Medicine Bow Range, both engines are torched and the cockpit is in full flame.
Apathy will weigh heavy on fans hearts, but we've got to let Dave run his course.
We cannot by any means let Burman have anything to do with the football program if changes occur.
DC is going to the bank on the worst Wyoming Football team in our history. Atrocious, is what we've got and that is generous in describing what we've witnessed for the last 4 weeks. Think it can get worse, no doubt- this thing is a 747 screaming at full speed into the Medicine Bow Range, both engines are torched and the cockpit is in full flame.
COS Cowboy
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johnywyo said:
A 747 has 4 engines.
COS Cowboy
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Adv8RU12 said:
I was just being a smartass, but I like your explanation better.
Monday morning - Tom Burman's office:
TB - "Shit Dave, that way another major ass kicking."
DC - "Christ Tom, I let the guys go out and party a bit in Boise on Friday night. They shut down most of the bars. You ever tried to play football with a BCS Bowl sized hangover?"
TB - "Oh, that explains how Smith looked so out of it."
DC - "Tom, at this stage of the season, we are all out of it - literally and figuratively, hahaha. Only 2 more games and I'm off to sunny Arizona."
TB - "The fans are pretty pissed off about our bad showing the past 4 games."
DC - "Who cares? After they sent Sternberg packing, we won't have to worry about anything for a long, long time. The new president won't have the balls to do or say anything to us. Hell, I bet we get a big fat raise just for sticking around for longer than 5 years.
TB - "A raise? You really think so?"
DC - "Hell yes. This is the one place in the US that rewards sub par performances with contract extensions and pay raises. I figure they will give us each a 20% bump in pay just for showing up."
TB - "You know Dave, you just might be on to something. Sterberg came in all huffy, saying he was going to change things, and they kicked his ass to the curb."
DC - "That's right Tommy. We love being average or below average at old UW. We don't have to worry about anything right now. Life's good, everything stays the same, Brett Smith is back for his senior year because no NFL team would even consider drafting him. We've got a rookie defensive coordinator who is working for minimum wage. Things could not be better for both of us."
TB - "What do we tell the fans who are pissed about all this losing?"
CD - "We tell them to be patient. Rome wasn't built in a day. Our recruiting is going great and next year we will contend for a conference championship. Same shit I've been spewing for 5 years. It's worked up till now, just like my play calling. Why change something that is that effective?"
TB - "Do you think we might get a win against Hawaii to take some of the pressure off?"
DC - "Tom, are you crazy, hahaha. Have you watched Wyoming the past 4 games? Beat Hawaii? Hahahahahahahahaha, now that shit's funny. I think we keep it within 7 touchdowns, but a win, hahahahahaha."
TB - "Yeah, I guess that was a stupid question."
DC - "Just don't worry about it. Book your holiday travel now because you don't have to worry about us going to that shit bowl in New Mexico. Closest I'm going to get to New Mexico is the donkey show in Juarez. Hot chicks, donkeys and warm Corona, it does not get any better than that. Chill out Tommy boy. Just enjoy the ride. Remember, we are at Wyoming where good enough is good enough."
TB - "Thanks Dave, I always feel better after our Monday morning talks."
DC - "Hey Tommy, look on the bright side. Maybe you can get some hair implants with the 20% pay raise, hahahaha. Adios los dos fuckos."
TB - "Shit Dave, that way another major ass kicking."
DC - "Christ Tom, I let the guys go out and party a bit in Boise on Friday night. They shut down most of the bars. You ever tried to play football with a BCS Bowl sized hangover?"
TB - "Oh, that explains how Smith looked so out of it."
DC - "Tom, at this stage of the season, we are all out of it - literally and figuratively, hahaha. Only 2 more games and I'm off to sunny Arizona."
TB - "The fans are pretty pissed off about our bad showing the past 4 games."
DC - "Who cares? After they sent Sternberg packing, we won't have to worry about anything for a long, long time. The new president won't have the balls to do or say anything to us. Hell, I bet we get a big fat raise just for sticking around for longer than 5 years.
TB - "A raise? You really think so?"
DC - "Hell yes. This is the one place in the US that rewards sub par performances with contract extensions and pay raises. I figure they will give us each a 20% bump in pay just for showing up."
TB - "You know Dave, you just might be on to something. Sterberg came in all huffy, saying he was going to change things, and they kicked his ass to the curb."
DC - "That's right Tommy. We love being average or below average at old UW. We don't have to worry about anything right now. Life's good, everything stays the same, Brett Smith is back for his senior year because no NFL team would even consider drafting him. We've got a rookie defensive coordinator who is working for minimum wage. Things could not be better for both of us."
TB - "What do we tell the fans who are pissed about all this losing?"
CD - "We tell them to be patient. Rome wasn't built in a day. Our recruiting is going great and next year we will contend for a conference championship. Same shit I've been spewing for 5 years. It's worked up till now, just like my play calling. Why change something that is that effective?"
TB - "Do you think we might get a win against Hawaii to take some of the pressure off?"
DC - "Tom, are you crazy, hahaha. Have you watched Wyoming the past 4 games? Beat Hawaii? Hahahahahahahahaha, now that shit's funny. I think we keep it within 7 touchdowns, but a win, hahahahahaha."
TB - "Yeah, I guess that was a stupid question."
DC - "Just don't worry about it. Book your holiday travel now because you don't have to worry about us going to that shit bowl in New Mexico. Closest I'm going to get to New Mexico is the donkey show in Juarez. Hot chicks, donkeys and warm Corona, it does not get any better than that. Chill out Tommy boy. Just enjoy the ride. Remember, we are at Wyoming where good enough is good enough."
TB - "Thanks Dave, I always feel better after our Monday morning talks."
DC - "Hey Tommy, look on the bright side. Maybe you can get some hair implants with the 20% pay raise, hahahaha. Adios los dos fuckos."
Cuttslam
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DC - "Just don't worry about it. Book your holiday travel now because you don't have to worry about us going to that shit bowl in New Mexico. Closest I'm going to get to New Mexico is the donkey show in Juarez. Hot chicks, donkeys and warm Corona, it does not get any better than that. Chill out Tommy boy. Just enjoy the ride. Remember, we are at Wyoming where good enough is good enough."
TB - "Thanks Dave, I always feel better after our Monday morning talks."
DC - "Hey Tommy, look on the bright side. Maybe you can get some hair implants with the 20% pay raise, hahahaha. Adios los dos fuckos."
Pure genius I tell you, pure genius.
TB - "Thanks Dave, I always feel better after our Monday morning talks."
DC - "Hey Tommy, look on the bright side. Maybe you can get some hair implants with the 20% pay raise, hahahaha. Adios los dos fuckos."
Pure genius I tell you, pure genius.
