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The Indiana Hoosiers credited their shocking college football championship victory to discipline, teamwork, and the $370 million spent buying their roster.
"We couldn't have done it without sticking together as a team, discipline, and $300 million," said Indiana coach Curt Cignetti. "We poured a lot of blood, sweat, and cold hard cash into reaching this moment. We faced adversity along the way, but we dug deep into our boosters' pocketbooks, and overcame. A few years ago, Indiana football wasn't even on the map. It just goes to show that no dream is out of reach if you put in the hard work and absolutely ridiculous amounts of money."
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"We couldn't have done it without sticking together as a team, discipline, and $300 million," said Indiana coach Curt Cignetti. "We poured a lot of blood, sweat, and cold hard cash into reaching this moment. We faced adversity along the way, but we dug deep into our boosters' pocketbooks, and overcame. A few years ago, Indiana football wasn't even on the map. It just goes to show that no dream is out of reach if you put in the hard work and absolutely ridiculous amounts of money."
(Plagiarized Satire)
