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Asmodeanreborn
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This is why it's so easy for Wyoming grads to get a job in Colorado.
Wyolie Coyote
Well-known member
Balloon boy? Quite an upgrade from what that CSU grad engineered.POKE FAN said:
Wyolie Coyote
Well-known member
Gladly take our two versus Mr No-sock High-5 and the alcoholic Ewestachy.Go Rams said:
CSU Football Player Exam
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS
You can only take this exam a total of 10 (ten) times. At the end of 10 attempts, if you haven't passed the test, you will be considered for a faculty position.
You can ask for help from your professors.
You can choose one of the chimps in the research department to take the exam for you.
Please use a pencil to fill out your answers (hint: the pointy end writes better than the soft end).
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12
and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one
being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do
you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The CSU tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS
You can only take this exam a total of 10 (ten) times. At the end of 10 attempts, if you haven't passed the test, you will be considered for a faculty position.
You can ask for help from your professors.
You can choose one of the chimps in the research department to take the exam for you.
Please use a pencil to fill out your answers (hint: the pointy end writes better than the soft end).
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12
and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one
being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do
you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The CSU tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.
fromolwyoming
Well-known member
Sad thing is, half of them that took that test, failed, because they cheated off of one another.
NebraskaCowboy
Well-known member
This ram fan just proves that marijuana lowers users IQ and causes an increase in memory loss.
I was trying to think if I remembered how to spell my name in block letters.. lol
Asmodeanreborn
Well-known member
Are you trying to claim the sheep were smarter before Colorado legalized marijuana?NebraskaCowboy said:
I'm not sure I can get on that train of thought.
Wyo2dal
Well-known member
Go Rams said:
Watching the UNLV game and they showed the ending of the CSU game last week and you guys really rushed the field for that win? You come in here pounding your chest after your fans did that seriously if you can talk so big maybe act like you have been there before.
BeaverPoke
Well-known member
Go Rams said:
4 straight Boots.
Even after this season we still have 4 of the last 7.
Also, go fuck yourself :thumb:
fromolwyoming
Well-known member
Ah, little miss cocksucker #3589.Go Rams said:
