It's clear Trump has never had a real job interview in his life, which is basically what a campaign is. He's lived 69 years on his bombast and name. Can't you just picture Trump sitting down in front of a group of suits for a job?
Interviewer: So, Mr. Trump, tell us about your work experience.
Trump: I have the best experience. Nobody has more work experience than me. I'm really rich, how could I not have great work experience? I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Right, but what kind of specific experience can you tell us about that make you qualified for this job?
Trump: I have the best words. I'll hire great people. I'm the best negotiator you've ever seen. I'll make great deals, and I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Right, no relevant experience. So can you tell us what kind of ideas you have about our company that will make us great? What kinds of things should we implement that will improve our situation?
Trump: I will say this. Hire me, then I'll tell you. And when I do, it will make your company great again.
Interviewer: So you don't have any specific ideas you're willing to share?
Trump: Let me tell you. If you hire one of those other guys in the waiting room, you won't be hiring the best. I'm the best. I'm smart, I went to an ivy league school. I'm worth $10 billion, who else is worth that much? They aren't as good as me. I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Just one more...
Trump: Oh yeah, I have a huge schlong, don't want to forget that. Everyone loves me, and I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: .... Um. Thanks.
I'm not saying that any other candidate is any better, but at least they all have some experience to provide (good or bad) and aren't just living on name recognition and bombast. I just don't understand why he has the support he does.
Interviewer: So, Mr. Trump, tell us about your work experience.
Trump: I have the best experience. Nobody has more work experience than me. I'm really rich, how could I not have great work experience? I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Right, but what kind of specific experience can you tell us about that make you qualified for this job?
Trump: I have the best words. I'll hire great people. I'm the best negotiator you've ever seen. I'll make great deals, and I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Right, no relevant experience. So can you tell us what kind of ideas you have about our company that will make us great? What kinds of things should we implement that will improve our situation?
Trump: I will say this. Hire me, then I'll tell you. And when I do, it will make your company great again.
Interviewer: So you don't have any specific ideas you're willing to share?
Trump: Let me tell you. If you hire one of those other guys in the waiting room, you won't be hiring the best. I'm the best. I'm smart, I went to an ivy league school. I'm worth $10 billion, who else is worth that much? They aren't as good as me. I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: Just one more...
Trump: Oh yeah, I have a huge schlong, don't want to forget that. Everyone loves me, and I'll make your company great again.
Interviewer: .... Um. Thanks.
I'm not saying that any other candidate is any better, but at least they all have some experience to provide (good or bad) and aren't just living on name recognition and bombast. I just don't understand why he has the support he does.