Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.

[carbonpoke]

We retards, nobody has a mullet this year. I think wingard needs to step up. We'll go undefeated. And it's also a good idea for somebody to sacrifice their left armpit hair to some duct tape... We will really kick ass then. Trust me, I've won a state championship before. Shit works. The powers of rituals and human sacrifice worked for thousands of years. But everybody has to touch the duct tape hair before the game to receive the blessing of the war god.

 

[whyoh]

 

[carbonpoke]

U think I'm bullshitting? I'm serious as a heart attack!

Van Mannen needs to get the voodoo stick out.

 

[stymeman]

hats for bats and f you jobeau, to steal a line from major league, lol

 

[Asmodeanreborn]

Sacrificial goats work as well:

Close enough?

 

[stymeman]

yeah, gotta see their stupid helmets this weekend, it always sucks to be a CSU Ram