• Hi Guest, want to participate in the discussions, keep track of read/unread posts and more? Create your free account and increase the benefits of your WyoNation.com experience today!

Did you know this about Nebraska?

BeaverPoke

BeaverPoke

Well-known member
According to their fans, they have an offense that is the caliber of Oregon's, and a defense that is the caliber of Alabama. Oh and Taylor Martinez although a turnover machine, is going to win the Heisman.
They are going to kill us. And everyone in the Big10, and end up winning the national championship this season.
They are the best program ever! Oh and we don't have National TV over here in Wyomin', even though it is a fucking border state of that giant waste of a farmland called Nebraska.

PS...Brett Smith is hands down better than Taylor Martinez so suck it cornhuskers.
 
BeaverPoke said:
According to their fans, they have an offense that is the caliber of Oregon's, and a defense that is the caliber of Alabama. Oh and Taylor Martinez although a turnover machine, is going to win the Heisman.
They are going to kill us. And everyone in the Big10, and end up winning the national championship this season.
They are the best program ever! Oh and we don't have National TV over here in Wyomin', even though it is a fucking border state of that giant waste of a farmland called Nebraska.

PS...Brett Smith is hands down better than Taylor Martinez so suck it cornhuskers.
Click to expand...


I didn't know any of those things about Nebraska. I also don't know much about Wyoming. Only that their fans own a lot of hyperbolic strawmen ;)
 
BeaverPoke said:
According to their fans, they have an offense that is the caliber of Oregon's, and a defense that is the caliber of Alabama. Oh and Taylor Martinez although a turnover machine, is going to win the Heisman.
They are going to kill us. And everyone in the Big10, and end up winning the national championship this season.
They are the best program ever! Oh and we don't have National TV over here in Wyomin', even though it is a fucking border state of that giant waste of a farmland called Nebraska.

PS...Brett Smith is hands down better than Taylor Martinez so suck it cornhuskers.
Click to expand...

iD8mjD5.jpg
 
Ok, once again....Nebraska hasn't lost a home opener in 27 years! Lets put this thing in perspective. It will be a great test for the Pokes but it is a test they have little chance of passing. It will expose weaknesses that need to be fixed in order to be successful in the "Mountain" so lets look at the game for what it is worth. Nothing wrong with wishing and hoping though.
 
Slow Hand said:
Ok, once again....Nebraska hasn't lost a home opener in 27 years! Lets put this thing in perspective. It will be a great test for the Pokes but it is a test they have little chance of passing. It will expose weaknesses that need to be fixed in order to be successful in the "Mountain" so lets look at the game for what it is worth. Nothing wrong with wishing and hoping though.
Click to expand...
I think it was Tennessee who had never lost at home to a non-bcs program. That was until the Pokes took it to them.

Bottom line is we are big underdogs, but at least we'll put up a fight. After that, who knows.
 
JimmyDimes said:
Slow Hand said:
Ok, once again....Nebraska hasn't lost a home opener in 27 years! Lets put this thing in perspective. It will be a great test for the Pokes but it is a test they have little chance of passing. It will expose weaknesses that need to be fixed in order to be successful in the "Mountain" so lets look at the game for what it is worth. Nothing wrong with wishing and hoping though.
Click to expand...
I think it was Tennessee who had never lost at home to a non-bcs program. That was until the Pokes took it to them.

Bottom line is we are big underdogs, but at least we'll put up a fight. After that, who knows.
Click to expand...


However Saturday goes....Good luck to the Cowboys the rest of the year. Hopefully you guys have a good year!
 
marcuswyo said:
I believe he is talking about the Platte river. Which if I am correct the N. Platte runs through Wyoming before it goes into the flat land. Therefore, he joked about shutting off your water.

Here is a nice map that maybe you can decipher for us mountain people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Platterivermap.jpg
Click to expand...

I was getting at the fact that the Platte comes from both Wyoming and Colorado. Regardless, if you shut off half the Platte, we'll just come conquer your state. We'll send our Panhandlers in first, to soften you cowboys up, then another wave from North Platte, Kearney and Grand Island (their B.O. alone will knock out half the remaining Wyoming defenders), leaving us Lincolnites and Omahageians (or whatever they're called) to mop up the rest.

We'll dazzle your lovely cowgirls and show them all the sights in Nebraska, like Carhenge and the Kearney Arch-bridge-thingy-whatever. We'll take your mountains as our back porch, kick out those slow-driving goons from Halliburton and have somewhere cooler to spend our summers.

We'll incorporate your army into ours and, combined, we'll storm across eastern Idaho and hit Boise when they're not looking, pillage the Bronc campus and burn that damned smurf turf to the ground.
 
knapplc said:
marcuswyo said:
I believe he is talking about the Platte river. Which if I am correct the N. Platte runs through Wyoming before it goes into the flat land. Therefore, he joked about shutting off your water.

Here is a nice map that maybe you can decipher for us mountain people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Platterivermap.jpg
Click to expand...

I was getting at the fact that the Platte comes from both Wyoming and Colorado. Regardless, if you shut off half the Platte, we'll just come conquer your state. We'll send our Panhandlers in first, to soften you cowboys up, then another wave from North Platte, Kearney and Grand Island (their B.O. alone will knock out half the remaining Wyoming defenders), leaving us Lincolnites and Omahageians (or whatever they're called) to mop up the rest.

We'll dazzle your lovely cowgirls and show them all the sights in Nebraska, like Carhenge and the Kearney Arch-bridge-thingy-whatever. We'll take your mountains as our back porch, kick out those slow-driving goons from Halliburton and have somewhere cooler to spend our summers.

We'll incorporate your army into ours and, combined, we'll storm across eastern Idaho and hit Boise when they're not looking, pillage the Bronc campus and burn that damned smurf turf to the ground.
Click to expand...

Good stuff
 
knapplc said:
marcuswyo said:
I believe he is talking about the Platte river. Which if I am correct the N. Platte runs through Wyoming before it goes into the flat land. Therefore, he joked about shutting off your water.

Here is a nice map that maybe you can decipher for us mountain people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Platterivermap.jpg
Click to expand...

I was getting at the fact that the Platte comes from both Wyoming and Colorado. Regardless, if you shut off half the Platte, we'll just come conquer your state. We'll send our Panhandlers in first, to soften you cowboys up, then another wave from North Platte, Kearney and Grand Island (their B.O. alone will knock out half the remaining Wyoming defenders), leaving us Lincolnites and Omahageians (or whatever they're called) to mop up the rest.

We'll dazzle your lovely cowgirls and show them all the sights in Nebraska, like Carhenge and the Kearney Arch-bridge-thingy-whatever. We'll take your mountains as our back porch, kick out those slow-driving goons from Halliburton and have somewhere cooler to spend our summers.

We'll incorporate your army into ours and, combined, we'll storm across eastern Idaho and hit Boise when they're not looking, pillage the Bronc campus and burn that damned smurf turf to the ground.
Click to expand...

I know Geography very well, I know maps and know where the Platte comes thru, but the dams hold the water if we shut down that water then where would you be...man...settle down with the Civil War talk....man sit back and laugh a bit more take this for fun etc...etc.....
 
Styme - I am having a laugh. I'm not seriously advocating joining Wyoming and Nebraska into a unified army and attacking Boise State. ;)
 
hell ya burn that smurf turf to the ground...lol.....just when i think about Nebraska arrogance, I've been to Boise St for a game, 10x worse than you guys ever thought of being...wow oh wow.....the common demoninators here, states that have only 1 true major University/team, always think they are who they are..lol....Idaho doesnt' count...lol
 
knapplc said:
Styme - I am having a laugh. I'm not seriously advocating joining Wyoming and Nebraska into a unified army and attacking Boise State. ;)
Click to expand...

I like your style!
 
knapplc said:
marcuswyo said:
I believe he is talking about the Platte river. Which if I am correct the N. Platte runs through Wyoming before it goes into the flat land. Therefore, he joked about shutting off your water.

Here is a nice map that maybe you can decipher for us mountain people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Platterivermap.jpg
Click to expand...

I was getting at the fact that the Platte comes from both Wyoming and Colorado. Regardless, if you shut off half the Platte, we'll just come conquer your state. We'll send our Panhandlers in first, to soften you cowboys up, then another wave from North Platte, Kearney and Grand Island (their B.O. alone will knock out half the remaining Wyoming defenders), leaving us Lincolnites and Omahageians (or whatever they're called) to mop up the rest.

We'll dazzle your lovely cowgirls and show them all the sights in Nebraska, like Carhenge and the Kearney Arch-bridge-thingy-whatever. We'll take your mountains as our back porch, kick out those slow-driving goons from Halliburton and have somewhere cooler to spend our summers.

We'll incorporate your army into ours and, combined, we'll storm across eastern Idaho and hit Boise when they're not looking, pillage the Bronc campus and burn that damned smurf turf to the ground.
Click to expand...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCk1NAjtkdk[/youtube]
 
scotchfrost97 said:
alyssa said:
I hate Nebraska.
I hope Michigan State beats them later on in the season too.



Click to expand...
just michigan state....not any other team? :lol:
Click to expand...


Oh now, it is already implied that I want Wyoming to beat Nebraska. That's why I said "too".
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Back
Top