CSU Jokes

[COS Cowboy]

Need something to needle my co-worker this week. Whatcha got?

 

[nirv117]

 

[nirv117]

 

[whyoh]

see if this gets him excited?

 

[Bryoming]

 

[Wyovanian]

The three biggest lies among CSU students- 1) My girlfriend shaves her legs; 2) I once passed a drug test; 3) I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence, officer!

 

[mrtnt3x]

The three biggest lies among CSU students- 1) My girlfriend shaves her legs; 2) I once passed a drug test; 3) I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence, officer!

:rofl:

 

[uwaluminidaho]

One of my friends used this old joke at a perfectly appropriate moment.
Many years ago we used to drink at a 3.2 beer joint in FC called the Green Onion. One Saturday while doing some pregame alcohol slamming there (pitchers were $1.50….yes, that was a long time ago), there was this long table of rather large girls all decked out in green and gold garb, an athletic team (?) of some sorts. Field hockey, or soccer or rugby…who knows? We noticed that the majority of the girls were speaking with strong English or Irish brogues?
One of my friends (always the gentleman cocksman, or so he thought) asked, ‘Are you CSU girls English or Irish?” To which several replied, almost in unison, ‘Wales, its Wales.”
After a beer spewing hearty laughter, he then said, ‘Well excuuuuuuse me!’ ‘Are you CSU whales English or Irish?’

Go Pokes, down a different road.

 

[whyoh]

One of my friends used this old joke at a perfectly appropriate moment.
Many years ago we used to drink at a 3.2 beer joint in FC called the Green Onion. One Saturday while doing some pregame alcohol slamming there (pitchers were $1.50….yes, that was a long time ago), there was this long table of rather large girls all decked out in green and gold garb, an athletic team (?) of some sorts. Field hockey, or soccer or rugby…who knows? We noticed that the majority of the girls were speaking with strong English or Irish brogues?
One of my friends (always the gentleman cocksman, or so he thought) asked, ‘Are you CSU girls English or Irish?” To which several replied, almost in unison, ‘Wales, its Wales.”
After a beer spewing hearty laughter, he then said, ‘Well excuuuuuuse me!’ ‘Are you CSU whales English or Irish?’

Go Pokes, down a different road.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[stymeman]

funny stuff, not to mention all the velcro gloves......remember the year some Pokes fans stormed the field at Hughes and with roundup in big letters burned UW in the field...classic stuff!!!

 

[LawPoke]

The Fort Collins, Colorado Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Poudre River. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned following excessive wine, cocaine and meth consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G string, purple lipstick, and a Colorado State University Rams T-shirt. A rubberized male phallus was also found "in" his person.

The police removed the CSU t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.