carbonpoke
Well-known member
I didn't mean to hurt your feelers...
Durning trying times like this, I believe in the power of prayer. So cougar brethren, pray. And sometimes... shake it up a little. Have u tried single knee prayer? Or squeezing butter between your fingers during prayer. It may help.
As a last resort, and don't tell anybody I said this, cause it's a secret... If you clinch a carrot between your tushy checks, you may win the rest of your games... Maybe even all of them next year. God speed and condolences for your struggles.
Go cougs... .... Ehhh
Durning trying times like this, I believe in the power of prayer. So cougar brethren, pray. And sometimes... shake it up a little. Have u tried single knee prayer? Or squeezing butter between your fingers during prayer. It may help.
As a last resort, and don't tell anybody I said this, cause it's a secret... If you clinch a carrot between your tushy checks, you may win the rest of your games... Maybe even all of them next year. God speed and condolences for your struggles.
Go cougs... .... Ehhh