OT: joke (my wife sent this to me)

[laxwyo]

What causes most accidents in the US?


Not cell phones.......
Not the radio.........
Not the GPS monitor.......
Not talking..............
Not texting...............
Not watching a car video......
Not changing a CD........

The most frequent causes of accidents
In the USA are caused by:

Yep....
You guessed it!
Inappropriate footwear!
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Or you could have said..........."What was the beginning of this joke?"

 

[laxwyo]

I believe #3 my be my fav or #6......or #7 :rofl:

 

[Lost Poke]

That last one's like two bobcats in burlap sack.