Not even in my worst nightmare's nightmare

[FarmerPoke]

In the spirit of not writing anything negative about the team, I'd like to offer up these positives: The weather was great. Moreover, there were many hot females at the game in tight shorts. The band sounded great. Our defense was very polite to the EM receivers. We never bumped them at the line of scrimmage and gave them plenty of room to run once they caught the ball.

On offense, we had several designed run plays for our qb, who looks as tall as an NBA power forward. Maybe when he gets to play next year, we'll let him throw the ball and let the running backs run.

I could go on and on about all the great the things I saw. But the kettle corn made me thirsty and so I left at half time to go get a beer or 2 or 3.

Haaaaaahaaaaahahaaaaaahaaa

 

[BeaverPoke]

Dino, you're a certified loony tune if you think we are hosting the fucking MWC Championship Game in 2018 unless the MWC decides to start rotating the championship game around every school in the MWC and that happens to be our year.

 

[Yabadabadoo]

Dino, you're a certified loony tune if you think we are hosting the fucking MWC Championship Game in 2018 unless the MWC decides to start rotating the championship game around every school in the MWC and that happens to be our year.

I stand by my quote.

By the way, we're having pizza tonight!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cuttslam]

This is the worst Wyoming team I have ever seen. We will be lucky to win a game this year. This will prove disastrous for recruiting. I've been a fan since the 70's. I'm running out of time and patience.

Stay with us baby! In 2018 we'll be hosting the MWC Championship game at The War. You may book that right now.

Only if ISIS comes to every MWC school and beheads every team then maybe, maybe it would happen.

 

[Yabadabadoo]

This is the worst Wyoming team I have ever seen. We will be lucky to win a game this year. This will prove disastrous for recruiting. I've been a fan since the 70's. I'm running out of time and patience.

Stay with us baby! In 2018 we'll be hosting the MWC Championship game at The War. You may book that right now.

Only if ISIS comes to every MWC school and beheads every team then maybe, maybe it would happen.

Oh those Muslim xxxxxxxxxx are coming, you can be sure of that...and if they decide to come up into our land, let em' know that me and a host of others are waiting with Winchester rifles and a few 9MM's. We're having pizza tonight, I'm armed to the teeth, and living in America's best state. Life...is good.

 

[Yabadabadoo]

This is the worst Wyoming team I have ever seen. We will be lucky to win a game this year. This will prove disastrous for recruiting. I've been a fan since the 70's. I'm running out of time and patience.

Stay with us baby! In 2018 we'll be hosting the MWC Championship game at The War. You may book that right now.

Only if ISIS comes to every MWC school and beheads every team then maybe, maybe it would happen.

Oh those Muslim cocksuckers are coming, you can be sure of that...and if they decide to come up into our land, let em' know that me and a host of others are waiting with Winchester rifles and a few 9MM's. We're having pizza tonight, I'm armed to the teeth, and living in America's best state. Life...is good.

Apologies to the above post...I guess I just wanted to show that I could cuss with some of you other xxxxxxxxxxx just like you all do. I guess the more cuss words you use, it makes you feel bigger, better, and tougher?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cuttslam]

This is the worst Wyoming team I have ever seen. We will be lucky to win a game this year. This will prove disastrous for recruiting. I've been a fan since the 70's. I'm running out of time and patience.

Stay with us baby! In 2018 we'll be hosting the MWC Championship game at The War. You may book that right now.

Only if ISIS comes to every MWC school and beheads every team then maybe, maybe it would happen.

Oh those Muslim cocksuckers are coming, you can be sure of that...and if they decide to come up into our land, let em' know that me and a host of others are waiting with Winchester rifles and a few 9MM's. We're having pizza tonight, I'm armed to the teeth, and living in America's best state. Life...is good.

Apologies to the above post...I guess I just wanted to show that I could cuss with some of you other motherfuckers just like you all do. I guess the more cuss words you use, it makes you feel bigger, better, and tougher?

OOOOOOOOOO2OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does doesn't it.

 

[AfiPoke]

I'm sure this is inappropriate, but this is some funny shiznit in this thread. It's been years since I've read Bassbone's Poke Poetry, but this stuff is comedy gold.

 

[fromolwyoming]

Well, we can look forward to Josh Allen next year at least.