Fresno vs. CSU is going to be SUPER awkward next year

[jessejames02]

Link is NSFW due to headline
http://gawker.com/college-student-was-super-stressed-out-so-he-fucked-a-s-1659398550" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

 

[BJC]

:rofl:

 

[CowboyNV]

Link is NSFW due to headline
http://gawker.com/college-student-was-super-stressed-out-so-he-fucked-a-s-1659398550" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pure comic genius.... :rofl:

 

[Adv8RU12]

I don't understand how they can charge him if the sheep doesn't file a complaint. Or did the cops just say screw ewe.

 

[fromolwyoming]

I don't understand how they can charge him if the sheep doesn't file a complaint. Or did the cops just say screw ewe.

Outside of Oregon or Washington (one of the 2, never can remember which), an animal cannot verbally give consent to sexual relations. So, while the perp won't be hit as hard as if he had, say, raped someone, he'll still get some time.

 

[Brew_Poke]

This is baaaaaaaad.

 

[Bryoming]

I don't understand how they can charge him if the sheep doesn't file a complaint. Or did the cops just say screw ewe.

Outside of Oregon or Washington (one of the 2, never can remember which), an animal cannot verbally give consent to sexual relations. So, while the perp won't be hit as hard as if he had, say, raped someone, he'll still get some time.

Sounds like you've done a fair amount of research on the subject...

 

[fromolwyoming]

I don't understand how they can charge him if the sheep doesn't file a complaint. Or did the cops just say screw ewe.

Outside of Oregon or Washington (one of the 2, never can remember which), an animal cannot verbally give consent to sexual relations. So, while the perp won't be hit as hard as if he had, say, raped someone, he'll still get some time.

Sounds like you've done a fair amount of research on the subject...

Actually, heard about that on a RISK-type game site that has forums. Been there since 2007. Some very interesting types are drawn in by a RISK game. Not just Americans either, but people from all over.