Common opponents
New Mexico: Fresno 38-0; Wyoming 42-3
Hawaii: Fresno 31-21; Wyoming 28-21
Well luckily, your California flatlanders will get to experience Laramie, Wyoming in late November. Nothing says offensive football like hands of ice, slippery grass, howling winds, and a crowd full of people that seem to enjoy that kind of weather. No one with frozen hands has ever fumbled. No one passing a ball in a 20 mile an hour crosswind has ever thrown an interception.
The conditions in Laramie in late November are PERFECT for "actual offense".
All 30 turnovers we generated we're accidental. We're just the luckiest sons of bitches you've ever seen.