Brett Smith!

[kansasCowboy]

When raining, Brett Smith doesn't need an umbrella, he can dodge the rain drops.

Brett Smith once raise 4 turtles, we now know them as the Ninja Turtles.

Some magicians can walk on water, Brett Smith can swim through land.

 

[fromolwyoming]

People always say how great Chuck Norris is, but Chuck Norris learned from Brett Smith.

 

[kansasCowboy]

People always say how great Chuck Norris is, but Chuck Norris learned from Brett Smith.

LOL!!! I think we need to just end on that one right there. There's no topping it!

 

[whyoh]

Brett Smith CAN name his coach "Chase" on EA NCAA FB

 

[fromolwyoming]

Brett Smith CAN name his coach "Chase" on EA NCAA FB

:tickedoff:

 

[stymeman]

he's from Oregon he's used to it

 

[mrtnt3x]

Brett Smith has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It isnt dead, just affraid to move.

Crop circles are Brett Smiths' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

[Fullback41]

Crop circles are Brett Smiths' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

That's funny.

Retread...... Superman wears Brett Smith pajamas!

 

[djm19]

I just heard that brett just vacationed to the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them "The Islands".

 

[cowboyz]

Being from Oregon, I heard that Brett used to work in the off-season as a lumberjack. When asked if he worked anywhere besides the Northwest, he said “yes, at the Mojave Forest”. I asked isn’t it the Mojave Desert? He replied, “it is now”.

 

[pokefanchaz7]

Brett Smith used to sleep with a night light as a kid, not because he was afraid of the dark, but because the dark was afraid of Brett Smith.

 

[djm19]

speaking of dark--

When John Fletcher goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Brett Smith

 

[BeaverPoke]

speaking of dark--

When John Fletcher goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Brett Smith

DING DING DING DING!!!!! WINNER!!!!!!!!

Brett Smith is such a bad ass, not even john fletcher can sack him.

 

[whyoh]

speaking of dark--

When John Fletcher goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Brett Smith

 

[whyoh]

once brett smith gave john wendling a neck rub...........once

 

[Fullback41]

Sharks live in the ocean so they can hide from Brett Smith.

 

[djm19]

There once was a brett from nantucket....

 

[laxwyo]

Brett Smith has never met a lesbian

 

[mrtnt3x]

Brett Farve can throw a football 100 mph, Brett Smith can throw Brett Farve 100 mph.

 

[Fullback41]

Brett Smith's calendars go from March 31 to April 2nd, because no one fools Brett Smith.