When Sitake gets to heaven or whatever the Mormons call their version of the myth:
Coach Sitake, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded Cougars flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."
The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steamboat flag, and in every window was the UW logo.
The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I went to bowl games, sent a bunch of my players on to the pros, and I turned around the entire BYU football program."
God said, "So, what's your question?"
"Well," said the coach, "Why does Craig Bohl get a better house than me?"
God responded, "Oh that's not his house, that's mine".
Byu jokes
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fromolwyoming
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MWC: Knock knock.
BYU: Who's there?
MWC: Conference titles, rivalries, and NY6 bowl games.
BYU: *scratches head in confusion* I don't get it.
MWC: Exactly.
BYU: Who's there?
MWC: Conference titles, rivalries, and NY6 bowl games.
BYU: *scratches head in confusion* I don't get it.
MWC: Exactly.
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LanderPoke
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Did you hear about the man-eating lion that got loose on the BYU campus? Unfortunately, it starved to death...
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onePokeovertheline
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Three guys in the waiting room of the maternity ward; Baptist, Catholic, and Mormon.
Dr. to Baptist: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Baptist: Awesome! That's four. One more and I'll have a basketball team.
Dr. to Catholic: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Catholic: Awesome! That's ten. One more and I'll have a football team.
Dr. to Mormon: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Mormon: Awesome! Thanks!
Baptist and Catholic to Mormon: Basketball, Football? What?
Mormon: First son, but one more wife and I'll have a golf course.
Dr. to Baptist: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Baptist: Awesome! That's four. One more and I'll have a basketball team.
Dr. to Catholic: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Catholic: Awesome! That's ten. One more and I'll have a football team.
Dr. to Mormon: Congrats, you're the father of a new son.
Mormon: Awesome! Thanks!
Baptist and Catholic to Mormon: Basketball, Football? What?
Mormon: First son, but one more wife and I'll have a golf course.
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LanderPoke
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No one said it is a rivalry. Show me one time when someone said it was a rivalry. Don't flatter yourselves. BYU is simply universally reviled (point in case: Everyone, and I mean everyone, at the MWC tourney would cheer for anyone playing BYU everytime without fail). Wyoming just hates you. Nothing morecoltonc wrote:I have a great one.
-Knock knock
-Whose there
-One
-One who?
-Thats how many times Wyoming has won out of the last 11 times Wyoming played BYU in football...
This whole "rivalry" that you guys think you have against BYU confuses me
LanderPoke wrote:No one said it is a rivalry. Show me one time when someone said it was a rivalry. Don't flatter yourselves. BYU is simply universally reviled (point in case: Everyone, and I mean everyone, at the MWC tourney would cheer for anyone playing BYU everytime without fail). Wyoming just hates you. Nothing morecoltonc wrote:I have a great one.
-Knock knock
-Whose there
-One
-One who?
-Thats how many times Wyoming has won out of the last 11 times Wyoming played BYU in football...
This whole "rivalry" that you guys think you have against BYU confuses me
disclaimer: I could be wrong. I've done it before...I'll probably do it again.
a high fallootin'...rootin' tootin' sonofa gun from 'ol WYOMIN'
a high fallootin'...rootin' tootin' sonofa gun from 'ol WYOMIN'
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pokecountant
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Also, this joke sucks. Not even how knock-knock jokes work. Ya friggin turd.coltonc wrote:I have a great one.
-Knock knock
-Whose there
-One
-One who?
-Thats how many times Wyoming has won out of the last 11 times Wyoming played BYU in football...
This whole "rivalry" that you guys think you have against BYU confuses me
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LawPoke
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I heard that they are thinking about putting a dome on LaVell Edwards Stadium...
It will require a name change...LES will become the "ConDome"....and appropriately so as it is filled with a bunch of d!ckhead$.
It will require a name change...LES will become the "ConDome"....and appropriately so as it is filled with a bunch of d!ckhead$.
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carbonpoke
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Did you hear that salt lake wants to host a bowl game?
Yea, the LDS Powdered Milk Bowl.
How do the cougars determine their team captains?
Sunday school attendance and horse shoe tournament... Haka dancers optional
Yea, the LDS Powdered Milk Bowl.
How do the cougars determine their team captains?
Sunday school attendance and horse shoe tournament... Haka dancers optional
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laxwyo
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And yet here you are not caringcoltonc wrote:I have a great one.
-Knock knock
-Whose there
-One
-One who?
-Thats how many times Wyoming has won out of the last 11 times Wyoming played BYU in football...
This whole "rivalry" that you guys think you have against BYU confuses me
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W-Y, Until I Die!
Policeman walks up to boy mixing stuff in a bucket.
Policeman: What are you mixing there, son?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Policeman: What are you going to do with it?
Boy: Make a policeman.
Lawyer walks up.
Lawyer: What are you mixing?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Lawyer: What are you doing with that?
Boy: I'm going to make a lawyer.
BYU football player walks up.
Player: What are you mixing in there?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Player: What are you going to make with that?
Boy: I guess I'll have to make another lawyer. I don't have enough chicken poop to make a BYU football player.
Policeman: What are you mixing there, son?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Policeman: What are you going to do with it?
Boy: Make a policeman.
Lawyer walks up.
Lawyer: What are you mixing?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Lawyer: What are you doing with that?
Boy: I'm going to make a lawyer.
BYU football player walks up.
Player: What are you mixing in there?
Boy: Chicken poop and water.
Player: What are you going to make with that?
Boy: I guess I'll have to make another lawyer. I don't have enough chicken poop to make a BYU football player.
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carbonpoke
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a young Mormon couple decide to make attend their first byu football game. the guy takes it upon himself to teach his young bride the basics of football. he describes the rules, the timing layout, first downs and fourth downs... everything.
after a while, he looks over and asks her "so, whats you favorite position?
she looks over and says "doggy"
he laughs, and says "no honey, I meant whats you're favorite position on the field"
she glances down, watches the field for a bit, the asks "who's that guy that bends over for the other guy?... that's my favorite"
after a while, he looks over and asks her "so, whats you favorite position?
she looks over and says "doggy"
he laughs, and says "no honey, I meant whats you're favorite position on the field"
she glances down, watches the field for a bit, the asks "who's that guy that bends over for the other guy?... that's my favorite"
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carbonpoke
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how does a byu cheerleader describe her kitty?
dainty, pretty, clean, gorgeous
how does a retired byu cheerleader describe her kitty?
blunderbuss, great expanse, danger! construction zone, marianas trench, the bog of eternal damnation
dainty, pretty, clean, gorgeous
how does a retired byu cheerleader describe her kitty?
blunderbuss, great expanse, danger! construction zone, marianas trench, the bog of eternal damnation
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carbonpoke
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why do byu women wear pilgrim panties?
it takes more fabric to winterize their equipment
it takes more fabric to winterize their equipment
Doesn't matter. Every rivalry gets lopsided sometimes. You guys' decided to bail before you got your asses handed to you. Be kitty you are says Yoda!coltonc wrote:I have a great one.
-Knock knock
-Whose there
-One
-One who?
-Thats how many times Wyoming has won out of the last 11 times Wyoming played BYU in football...
This whole "rivalry" that you guys think you have against BYU confuses me
We'd be happy to knock the hell out of you - but you bailed a while back when we were sucking. Glad your a bunch of kitty.