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Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:54 am
by carbonpoke
We retards, nobody has a mullet this year. I think wingard needs to step up. We'll go undefeated. And it's also a good idea for somebody to sacrifice their left armpit hair to some duct tape... We will really kick ass then. Trust me, I've won a state championship before. poop works. The powers of rituals and human sacrifice worked for thousands of years. But everybody has to touch the duct tape hair before the game to receive the blessing of the war god.
Re: Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:09 am
by whyoh
Re: Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:37 am
by carbonpoke
U think I'm poop? I'm serious as a heart attack!
Van Mannen needs to get the voodoo stick out.
Re: Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:00 am
by stymeman
hats for bats and f you jobeau, to steal a line from major league, lol
Re: Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:25 am
by Asmodeanreborn
Sacrificial goats work as well:
Close enough?
Re: Dude's, we r missing the mullet magic.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:23 pm
by stymeman
yeah, gotta see their stupid helmets this weekend, it always sucks to be a CSU Ram
